So, what does your pet really think about your new relationship?

Look, we need to talk about the emotional throuple you never meant to form: you, your new romantic interest, and your pet, who absolutely did not sign up for this change in household dynamics.

If you're reading this, you've probably already discovered that your dog or cat has strong opinions about your love life—opinions they're expressing through everything from strategic hairball placement to Olympic-level attention-seeking techniques.

Figo’s previous exploration of how our pets may be secretly sabotaging romantic prospects confirmed what we already knew: our animals are running the show, and we're just living in their world. And honestly, that’s not so bad!

Here's your comprehensive guide to balancing romance with pet parenthood when your pet (rightly) has main-character syndrome and zero intention of giving up the spotlight.

The bedroom situation

Let's start with the most contentious territory in your home: the bedroom. Your pet has spent months – maybe years – establishing this as their sovereign domain. Now you're trying to introduce a whole new person into this carefully curated space? From your pet's perspective, this is basically a hostile takeover.

The solution isn't choosing between your date and your dog (because let's be real, we all know who'd win that one). Instead, try the gradual integration approach:

• Stage 1: The Partial Door - Leave it cracked so your pet doesn't feel exiled

• Stage 2: The Designated Pet Bed - Give them their own premium real estate in the room

• Stage 3: The Strategic Treat Deployment - Yes, you're basically bribing them. No, you shouldn't feel bad about it. A tasty, peanut butter-filled bone can make staying in their own bed quite the tempting proposition

Sharing a morning routine

The morning cuddle hierarchy is sacred text in pet households. Your cat didn't spend years perfecting their 6 AM face-patting technique just to have some random human claim their territory. This is where you need to accept that you're dealing with a pre-existing cuddle contract, and any amendments require serious negotiation.

Pro tip: Add an extra 15 minutes to your morning routine. The first shift belongs to your pet (this is non-negotiable), and the second shift can go to your human companion. Yes, this might mean setting your alarm earlier. But the sacrifices are probably worth it to make both your soulmates feel equally adored.

The living room power dynamic

Your couch is not just furniture – it's a complex geopolitical landscape where every cushion has been claimed and defended through years of strategic napping. When your date commits the cardinal sin of sitting in your pet's designated spot, they're not just taking a seat; they're violating an unspoken rule.

The solution? Create Switzerland: a neutral territory on the couch where your date can safely exist without encroaching on any pre-existing territorial claims.

Treats for coexisting calming can also help establish positive feelings toward your person. Even better, have your date be your dog or cat’s new source of tasty goodies or engaging toys. That way, your pet will be less stressed about losing their spot on the sofa and more jazzed getting an olive branch in cookie form whenever they visit.

Date night tactics

Forget everything you know about romantic evenings. Your new reality requires planning and precision timing. Here's your survival toolkit:

• The Preemptive Exercise: Tire your pet out before date night (excess energy could add to their overall stress, so ensuring these needs are met may help them relax)

• The Decoy Station: Set up a pet entertainment zone with enough enrichment activities to keep them busy. We recommend pulling out all the stops – puzzle toys, kongs, catnip, and maybe even some music or white noise to reduce their hypervigilance.

• The Backup Plan: Accept that your romantic dinner might become a group activity, and have pet-friendly backup activities ready. You obviously adore your pet. Any date worth your while will respect that and extend them love and grace, too!

Trust your pet's instincts

Here's the thing about pets: their ability to read emotional undercurrents likely goes far beyond what we can even comprehend. While you're getting lost in those dreamy eyes across the dinner table, your pet may be picking up on subtle cues you might be missing.

Never force your pet to love your date or new partner – moving at your dog or cat's own pace is really the key to success and no one likes being forced into someone's company when they're unsure. Your dog or cat rightfully might need more time to adjust to change, or there may be a reason that integration isn’t going smoothly.

If you've given a couple of months of honest effort and they're still not meshing, it might be time to call in the professionals. And sometimes it's worth pausing to understand why your pet isn't warming up to the situation. Maybe your partner's body language is sending stress signals, or perhaps the introduction process needs a gentler touch.

Have that conversation with your partner – most people want to make it work and will appreciate specific guidance. After all, our pets are just doing their best to navigate change, and they deserve the same patience and understanding we’d give to others.

Integration timeline and your new norm

Rome wasn't built in a day, and your pet won't accept your new romantic interest overnight. The timeline may vary depending on how quickly Fido or Fluffy fall in love with your beau. Eventually, you'll find your groove.

Maybe it means your dog now has three different beds in every room. Perhaps your cat has negotiated unlimited treat privileges in exchange for allowing goodnight kisses. Whatever works for your household, embrace it.

Welcome to modern romance, where considering your pet's emotional well-being isn't just an afterthought – it's a cornerstone of building a healthy relationship. Sure, date nights might require more planning, and morning cuddles might look more like a choreographed dance, but there's something beautiful about creating space for everyone you love.

Setting thoughtful boundaries that let you nurture both your romantic life and your bond with your pet isn't just good relationship practice – it's what makes you a next-level pet parent. It’s the realistic kind of modern love story so many of us can relate to.

Lizz Caputo is the Manager of Content Strategy at Figo, animal enthusiast, and owner of a rescued senior American Bully. Her hobbies include checking out new restaurants in her area, boxing, and petting dogs of all shapes and sizes.